Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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