that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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