and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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