Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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