may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Oh god it's open bar.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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