dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
These tits shall not be calmed
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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