Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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