wakey wakey hands off snakey
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Randomize
