I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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