Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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