I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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