is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
