Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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