all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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