you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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