He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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