how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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