I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
cat food counts as protein by the way
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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