i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i barfeds in our rink
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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