I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
