It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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