I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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