it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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