you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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