grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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