he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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