Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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