SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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