we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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