Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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