it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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