I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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