Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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