i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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