I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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