oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Is it because I queefed?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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