If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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