i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
now i know why i became what i already was.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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