I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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