What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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