They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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