butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Randomize
