you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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