My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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