i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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