she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
