yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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