How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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