I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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