Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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