dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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