My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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