Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
