none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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